Ya'll some broke-back bitches.

For What It’s Worth.

A guy and a girl are walking together from class. At the moment at which they must cross the street a bus happens to be traveling along. The girl tells him to stop and motions toward the bus. The guy looks at the bus and keeps walking, fearlessly glaring at the rigid metal anterior as it approaches. Dramatically, he explains that the bus isn’t going to hit him as it comes to a halt in order to avoid a lawsuit.

Why do people tempt fate? I am far from a perpetual risk taker but I like to think I have my moments. Although I might not need to jump from airplanes or wrestle Matt Schuster to get the most out of life, I certainly understand the desire of others to tackle these arduous tasks.

Sometimes it is beyond my cognizance why risk taking becomes an attempt at attraction. It accomplishes nothing. However, in the end it probably isn’t a huge deal. Best case scenario the girl becomes attracted to the turd and has his children, eliminating the possibility of being fertilized by any rational person. Worst case scenario the bus hits him, driver gets fired, bystanders have to stick around and talk to cops, but we all have a good chuckle.

Practicality

Don’t wear sunglasses to Otte’s.

Do date and or marry Jessica Porto if you ever have the chance.

Don’t watch One Night With the King.

Do eat sandwiches at Jeff’s Pizza

Don’t Facebook message or text people just because you are bored at work.

Toss up: Dave's threats of murder and/or suicide. Just his personality or a cry for help?

Shout Outs: Tyler Chambers for being the man.