Last night after the bars closed I went to Perkins with some friends. Three of us were white and six were black. If you assumed we had the loudest table in the establishment you would be correct. We ordered food and recieved it about 45 minutes later. As we finished, one by one we went up and paid our bill.
It turns out Perkins had called the police, presuming that we were going to dine and dash. This made me sort of mad considering there were at least 15-20 other groups of people and they had chosen us. My anger subsided when I found out that Fred had left without paying his bill... To his credit, he thought someone was going to pay for him. When we got back to the apartment Fred asked what that kind of selective profiling is called. Apparently its called smart business.
Practicality:
Do drink one cup of coffee every morning.
Don't wear jean shorts (jorts). They look ridiculous.
In Crowd:
Hot: Lipton Iced Tea
Not: Creepy E
Hot: Indie music with female lead singers. Relatively unattractive females becoming wildly desirable ::See Regina Spektor Effect.
Not: Fred (who is not a very light-skinned individual) walking around eating bananas all day... It's ok Fred, I love mayonaise.
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