Real MF G's

Oh lordy lord, its been awhile.

Coming to you late night from the University of Iowa campus... Why? Because I have no internet or television at my house. I wanted to watch Pittsburgh vs South Florida. Instead, Boise State is playing Louisiana Tech. I hate Boise State more than anything. It would be impossible for me to regret coming here any more than I do.

Much hasn't changed since my last post. My life is dictated by books, classes, and Hitler. j/k... lol...?

Speaking of... for the turds that keep asking me the same question everytime I see them... I am at the University of Iowa. I am getting my doctorate in Audiology. I have four years until I graduate. You only access this through my facebook, is it really that hard just to look at the information on my page?

The Yankees didn't make the playoffs... Which is ridiculous because they have the 4th best record in the AL. The central shouldn't have been allowed to send a team.

I will give credit where it is due. Boston has some decent young talent and Jim Chambers did a nice job for the Rays this year.

On facebook, John Zelasney put he is interested in "networking." Thats it. The definition of networking isn't getting drunk and falling asleep, John.

On a side note, John stole Laura from me in 10th grade, if you really want to know. More so, Laura probably has the prettiest face of any girl I've ever known. Asshole, John.

Pretty girls... Iowa City has them, but none I have met where I just fall apart and die inside. I have only met three girls like that. Coincidently all three of those girls are now single, A.R., K.C., and J.P. I'm sure they all think the same about me................... If Kayleen and Kiley can be attracted to C-cubed (clayton goos to the third power because he is like three human beings) and Justin, then there has to be hope for me.

I've been eating alot of bananas, orange ya glad to know that? Bananas are not an innuendo for cock.

Speaking of... as gay as people ever made me feel in Ames. I actually feel like Hacksaw Jim Duggan here, in comparison. I have never felt more masculine in my life..... until I go downtown at night and everyone there looks like Zach Chambers when he used to be on steroids.

I want to go to Ames this weekend, anybody in?

I leave you with this.


Charlie the Unicorn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

Charlie the Unicorn 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4&feature=related