Drawn out Drawn together.

When you think of things that are drawn out too long, a few things easily pop into mind...

Summer blockbuster movies - has anyone ever said... man I wish King Kong was just 30 minutes longer... No they haven't. If someone ever actually uttered those words we can logically presume that the person automatically doesn't have friends and nobody actually heard.

Summer classes - yeah the classes are 3 to 4 hours a day... but the teacher is only going to utilize 1-2 of those hours for actually learning, let us go early.

Clayton Goos's meals - nobody is going to argue this point. See picture.

NBA playoffs - by far the most drawn out event on the face of the Earth... There was a time when basketball was held in high esteem by the general populous. Now, if you live in a house and have a job you would rather watch your parents make out. Forty games in forty days. I think that was their slogan.... Things you didn't hear. "Man, I can't wait to get my 40 in 40 on." "Wow, NBA playoffs for over a month, this is heaven." "Wow, I'd love to feel Kobe in my ass for 40 days."

The NBA is lost, it needs parity the same way the NFL does. It is uncomfortable to watch teams play in the championship that don't deserve to be there. The Lakers lack fundamental execution. Their mechanics are about as precise as Michael J. Fox eating a bowl of cereal.

Note - Ajax loves Michael J. Fox, and his advocacy for stem-cell research to produce potentially life preserving treatments for diseases such as Parkinson's.

In Crowd:

Hot: coffee, still..

Not: The informer leaving me out of his latest blog.

Hot: Ex girlfriends not being a dumb box. Being appreciable to people you spent an admirable amount of time with is ALWAYS a good thing. I'll give credit where its due, I was pleasantly surprised by someones actions on 6/14/08.

Push: Argyle knee-high socks with plaid shorts. Some liked it some didn't, judge through facebook.

Not: Leaving the CWS in the 9th right before LSU came from 4 down to beat the Rice Owls.

Hot: Corduroy jeans, still

Practicality:

Do not go to any public pool as a 24 year old male.

Do put dead bugs near an anthill and watch what happens.

Do not sit near John Zelansey while he is coughing.

Do find me another job for the summer... Except Ms. Wiens, who gave my number to some talk Nazi who left a message telling me he wanted me to join his "Business team."

Do read my quotes section and feel free to ask John Zelasney why he said those things.